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Celebrate Freedom Like A Real American Hypocrite!

Today I’m gonna teach you how to celebrate freedom like a real American. [tweet this] So pay attention! Or don’t. It’s a free country.

 

[That was lesson number one.]

 

…you’re welcome.

Welcome to a vegan nugget so American it’s busting out of its bite size britches – ‘cause you ain’t free till you’ve exercised your right to grow the glory of your freedom gut through at least one pair of pants!

★AMERICA!★

 

[That was another lesson. Try to keep up.]

 

Today is the 4th of July. Or the day I’m posting this video is the 4th. But it doesn’t matter when you watch it cause freedom means not having to be accurate, consistent or timely!

 

[That one was a freebie.]

 

The 4th is the day America celebrates our independence from foreign tyranny. The day our forefathers declared that “all men are created equal” expect of course “the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.”[1]

 

‘Cause it don’t matter who’s been living on the top of the mountain. It’s the man who climbs that thing and plants the flag that can be named the victor!

 

I just made that up. That’s a lesson in the freedom to sound smart as hell!

★AMERICA!★

And anyway, we still honor the Indians with our football teams and casinos and our annual day of thanks for the corn and stuff, which also involves more football, so that’s basically all about them.

★AMERICA!★

Ya see, freedom means you can change your mind anytime and admit if you were wrong and make up for it. Like that slavery bit. They fixed that too…almost 90 years later…[2]

★AMERICA!★

But the most American way to declare your independence and revel in your freedom is with a big-ol-‘Merican-BBQ! Serve on up some burgers and sausage, some ribs and wings, mountain of chips and dip, and a couple gallons of ice cream to eat while you blow crap up in the sky! [tweet this]

★AMERICA!★

Cause nothing says freedom like the enslavement of billions! [tweet this]

Nothing says independence like obliterating the rights of others!

Nothing declares equality like deciding who lives and who dies based on how they look!

Nothing displays family values like bonding over the spoils of another family’s complete destruction!

And nothing says America like affording more rights to your taste buds than living, breathing beings!

 

—★★AMERICA!★★—

 

Obviously—I would hope—this video is a satirical take on the hypocritical celebration of freedom carried out over the carcasses of enslaved beings in honor of the Declaration of Independence made upon the genocide and subjugation of a native people and the ongoing enslavement of an entire race.

In his iconic speech delivered on July 5, 1852, escaped slave Frederick Douglas said,

“What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? I answer: a day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sounds of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciations of tyrants, brass fronted impudence; your shouts of liberty and equality, hollow mockery; your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanksgivings, with all your religious parade, and solemnity, are, to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy — a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages. There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices, more shocking and bloody, than are the people of these United States, at this very hour.”[3]

And equally fitting are Douglas’ words:

“There is no denying that slavery had a direct and positive tendency to produce coarseness and brutality in the treatment of animals, especially those most useful to agricultural industry. Not only the slave but the horse, the ox and the mule shared the general feel of indifference to the right naturally engendered by a state of slavery. The master blamed the overseer, the overseer the slave, and the slave the horses, oxen, and mules, and violence fell upon the animals as a consequence.”[4]

Don’t let the levity of this video’s presentation fool you—these issues are incomprehensibly complex. I’ve explored the truth about Thanksgiving more in-depth in this video and will be addressing many of the other concepts within this satire in later videos, including the incredibly controversial comparison of human and animal slavery. Such a delicate topic deserves a rigorously researched and prepared approach.

And while this video focused on America, which admittedly presents itself as a rather easy target, it’s important to note that this is a global issue. See this speech here for more information on the international implications

Freedom born of enslavement is meaningless. Celebrating independence born of blood with the shedding of exponentially more is nothing short of perverse.

It’s time for true freedom for all.

You’re free to give this video a like and share it around to spark discussion. [Or patriotic rage.] You’re also at liberty to subscribe to the channel for more vegan content every Monday, Wednesday and some Fridays. And if you so wish, you’re within your rights to choose to support Bite Size Vegan’s educational mission by checking out the support page or joining us in the Nugget Army on Patreon.

Now go live vegan, like a real ‘MERICAN, and I’ll see you soon.

see ya next nugget!

 

 

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CITATIONS

[1] Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776, Records of the Continental and Confederation, Congresses and the Constitutional Convention, 1774-1789, Record Group 360; National Archives

[2] The House Joint Resolution proposing the 13th amendment to the Constitution, January 31, 1865; Enrolled Acts and Resolutions of Congress, 1789-1999; General Records of the United States Government; Record Group 11; National Archives.

[3] Frederick Douglass: Selected Speeches and Writingsed. Philip S. Foner (Chicago: Lawrence Hill, 1999), 188-206.

[4] Marjorie Spiegel and Alice Walker, The Dreaded Comparison: Human and Animal Slavery, 3rd, Revised & Expanded edition ed. (New York, NY: Mirror Books/IDEA, 1997).

 

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2 Comments

  1. Larry Liou on 07/6/16 at 12:05 am

    Dear Emily:

    I am a vegan for 6 months and a vegetarian for 10 years…

    I am trying to arrange for a presentation to my colleagues at NASA Glenn Reseach Center, Cleveland, Ohio, about animal cruelty and the plant-based diet and its positive effect on environment and health. The presentation would be a part of the monthly forum for general and specific awareness.

    Several vegan friends including a medical doctor and a former animal testing worker, are helping to put together the presentation.

    Upon seeing your videos which are filled with powerful facts that may help our presentation, I would like to ask for your advice and inputs, and at least I want you to know that we will be excerpting from your material (with credit to you).

    Would you let me know if you can help to make this presentation more effective?

    Thank you very much.

    Larry Liou
    Lcliou2001@yahoo.com
    (216) 392-5041
    FB: https://m.facebook.com/c/BNNDcZ/BXfEoD

  2. Marko on 07/9/16 at 10:18 pm

    Kick Ass Emily. I’m positive your hate mail is filled. But screw them all if they can’t see how asinine and ignorant their traditions really are. I will keep vegetating the hell out of them. Keep up the good work.

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